lesbians, benedict arnold and why not?

So my ex girlfriend is a lezbo. And no...I am NOT making this up. Like full on lezzie like GF with the boy hair cut and random facebook profile pictures of like fishnets and splatters of blood...like you know, that whole scene. Been there done that...I'm sure. So yeah there I was surfin the facebook..or facepage as my father in law like's to call it(hey give him points for signing up) and BAM!! There it is. A name from my past. A name that takes me back, all the way to..HA fat chance..ain't goin there brother ain't goin there. Let's just say...shall we..that uh a-herm cough cough it perhaps was NOT my finest hour..("or even my sanest hour.." he mumbles quietly under his breath) What? A ha....nothing! The point is...well the point is...the point is it's friggin weird havin an ex girlfriend that's a lesbian. You know you start to wonder...hey I wasn't the greatest but...uh...etc, etc. Or even worse..in regards to guys...was I the last? The turncoat if you will? The one that turned her into the Benedict Arnold of female sexual orientation? Well you know honestly I'm not too worried. But it is amazing to think that we were ever in the same....ka-tet...to use a term for you dark tower nerds..you know? I mean I was seventeen(you know what I mean) I met her during an audition for a play at R.A. Long and she was just this random hanger on girl that happened to ask me out. And I happened to say yes. Because to a virginal seventeen year old boy with almost zero dating experience there is two words that come to mind. Two words that sum this whole thinking...mulling process....WHY NOT? Ha..no not even a laugh there....too true my friend too true...Wait did I say virginal...I meant highly experienced bedroom cowboy..(you're welcome seventeen year old self)......(although I don't think they're buying what your sellin amigo...or I'm sellin? Oh I'm really abusing these parentheses) But you know back to the point..it's odd. I mean here I am married, with a daughter now and living the straight and narrow and that time period is so foreign to me now. I mean I can't believe that was me when I think back on that. And for those of you who happen to be.... my wife...I'm content. I'm happy in this life I have. This is no nostaglic look back(and if you think that then what the hell is wrong with you?) But you know here she is...all bein a lesbian and stuff...dabbling in porn(so I've heard) And here I am workin the job.... you know going for a walk with my family in the park...it's hard to believe we would ever see eye to eye on anything let alone being in a relationship. But these are our lives....truly stranger than fiction...and where does that leave us? Well....maybe just an amusing anedote to tell my wife on the way to the park..