to begin with..

hmmmm well this is the first blog..as if that won't be obvious based on the fact that I'm just gonna let myself ramble on here in an attempt to suspend my disbelief that someone is actually reading this..well possibly maybe...passing the time while waiting for the netflix movie to repair the connection...maybe..entertained?HA. HAHAHAHA...sorry got a little carried away. Well the best I'll hope for is that for some reason or another you are stuck on this here page ya see? And you can't leave see?(I'm imagining an accent here that seems to be a cross between a parrot and a mentally disabled pirate)(I know but it's the only brain god gave me) Well anyway see I told you I was going to just let myself ramble on here and I just did...I am from the generation y? or x? fuck I don't know the one where everyone drank lots of high fructose corn syrup infused mountain dew had ADHD pretended they were into the budding alternative rock scene name dropping 90's darlings the smashing pumpkins for one but really listening to 'i want it that way' in back seat of their mother's ford explorer publicly speaking curmudgenly sentiments but really....."I don't ever wanna hear you say..." "hmm oh what did you say something josh?" uh nope "i want it..." "hmmm i thought i heard something??!" "DAMMITJEEZUSWOMAN!!"-uhhh just me? So yeah like I was saying there is a slight possiblity of me veering of course. HA! What course? See that's the beauty of it. There is no subject so therefore I am staying right on subject. A paradox?! "Great Scott!" As Doc Brown would say..So I'm leading down a misspelled self depracated journey to nowhere. It's like the warm friendly introduction to your favorite novel minus the...well you get the picture.So here we are my fellow...web traversers?(yes i realize how gay that sounds)(..............super!!!!) I'm letting loose on the keyboard you're stuck super curious or realllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bored...oh nope just stuck. welcome to off the top. you SONOFABITCH.............................................................(p.s. the new death cab cd is genius.)